Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Q. How did the ghost patch his sheet?
A. With a pumpkin patch.
Q. Why did the tiny ghost join the football squad?
A. He heard they needed a little team spirit!
Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A. He had no body to dance with.
Q. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A. Squash!
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